Saturday, August 18, 2012

Possibilities of Male Chick Lit



The Possibilities of
Male Chick Lit
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“What is the meaning 
of Peter Pan?”
—Jacqueline Rose
The Case of Peter Pan:
Or the Impossibility of
Children’s Fiction
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What’s the meaning, my dears—
Of Peter Pan not for J. M. Barrie

But for the thousands of avid—
Chick Lit “Lolitaesque” Readers

Who buy cheap Pulp Fiction—
Romances so tres Nabokovian 
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And for all the Justin Bieber fans—
Devotees out there who are into

Faithfully attending the productions—
Of Justin Bieber on the Stage

There in Concerts & listening to him—
On Youtube and live Everywhere
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What does Peter Pan have to say—
About our conception of Bieber?

About how we understand Boyhood—
And our own relationship to Boy Bands?

What can Justin Bieber & Peter Pan tell us—
About language, sexuality, and death? 
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About the theatrical, literary, musical—
And educational institutions of our society?

These are some of the questions that—
Perhaps one could attempt to answer 

Shifting attention away from J. M. Barrie—
The queenly British originator of Peter Pan
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And ask instead what is the nature of—
Our own desire & investment in Chick Lit?

Books, plays, novels, stories, song lyrics—
Peter Pan fantasies of our own youth?

As we retrace back through history—
Chick Lit fiction forward to modern times?
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Commentaries on children's writing began—
A long time ago with Grimm’s Fairy Tales

And before that with Greek Mythologies
Especially the Oedipus and Electra genres

Miss Freud did her slant on Chick Lit—
With vast tomes on Infantile Sexuality
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Most contemporary writers of books—
For children today and chicken queens

Owe so much of their Chick Lit oeuvres—
To The Mysterious Case of Peter Pan 

With Jacqueline Rose & Hollywood getting—
Into the act now one wonders What’s Up?
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The endless production and dissemination—
Of Chick Lit Fiction has simply gone Viral

Peter Pan's new guise as Justin Bieber—
Along with Spielberg's Hook in Hollywood 

The lesbian production of Peter Pan—
At the London Drill Hall in 1991… 
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And debates in the English House of Lords—
Certainly have stirred Male Chick Lit up

Peter Pan has become the new icon—
Of a transvestite Chick Lit Culture

Peter Pan is the latest renewable—
Bizarre Fetish Icon of our Times


Sunday, August 12, 2012

Floating Fuji


Katsushika Hokusai 36 View of Mount Fuji

Floating Fuji


From my Bayliner—
Pictures of a floating world
Floating on Lake Washington

Looking south—
Over Renton & Boeing
Floating worlds gather

Saturday, August 11, 2012

The Last Man on Earth



The Last Man
On Earth (1954)
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“there's no
escape from
Vincent Price”
—Scott Heim
“The Death of
Vincent Price”
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Bleak as Pasolini—
Kitschy as Sergio Leone
Decadent as Visconti

There’s no escape—
For the Vampire-Zombies
Of Living Dead Rome

Shots of dead bodies—
Strewn in the empty
Streets of the Roma
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The alarm clock rings—
It’s morning once again
Time for Vincent to rise

“Another day” she says—
“Another day to live thru
Better get started”

Thus begins one—
of the most tacky horror
films of Vincent’s oeuvre
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When a disease turns—
All of humanity into a
Nightmare of Living dead…

Much deader than usual—
Poor bored humans around
The putrid dead dying world

It becomes Vincent Price’s—
Stake-plunging Responsibility
To DeZombiefy the Planet
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The Last Man on Earth—
Has to reluctantly become
Limp-Wristed Vampire Killer!!!

Yes, my dears, as Night falls—
The plague victims begin
Leaving their stinking graves

Crawling, shambling, limping—
Whimpering, pleading for blood
Throughout the empty streets
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The Hellish Undead—
Zombies starved for blood
Thirsting for Vincent Price’s bod

The Last Gimpy Man on Earth—
Lisping, mincing his way thru
One of his most tacky movies

But this time Vincent won’t—
Escape the Living Dead!!!
Like in all those Poe Classics
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Spectral Rome drained dry—
Ancient abandoned Sinful City
Stalked by greedy Bloodsuckers!!!

There’s no escape for Vincent—
“Vincent come on out now!!!”
Comes the Creepy Nightly Chant

Ubaldo Ragona directs this—
Classic Long before the American
Rotten cheap Hollywood version
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Nobody can compare with—
Vincent Price, certainly not
Crummy Charlton Heston

The Omega Man version—
Stinks worse than the ugly
Cheap Zombie-Vampire Dead

The Last Man on Earth filmed—
In dismal black & white shots
Of decadent postwar Rome
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Produced by the horror queen—
Samuel Z. Arkoff with a cast of
Millions of Unemployed Italians

The Zombie Cast reads like a—
Spaghetti Western with names
Like Franca Bettoia, Danieli,
Giacomo Rossi-Stuart, Umberto
Raho, Antonio Corevi, Ettore
Ribotta, Rolando De Rossi,
Giuseppe Mattei, De Fonseca,
Gen Ruggiero, Franca Silvi,
Giorgio Giovannini, Brunell…

Serena Ulloa, Angiolina
Menichelli, Piero Mecacci,
Linello Meucci, Vico Vaccaro,
Luciano Volpato, Carlo
Grandone, Enzo Silvestri,
Armando Timpani, Bruno
Zanoli, Alfonso Avincola,
Angelo Lannutti, Alvaro
Lanzoni, Renato Pedrini,
Federico Tocci, Carmen
Frosali, Alfonso D’Artega,
Rita Agostini, Franco Rispoli,
Ermete Santini, etc. etc.
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And of course the great—
Hollywood Horror Queen
Vincenti De Pricella herself!!!

“December 1965? Is that all—
It’s been since I inherited the
world? Only three years!!!”

“Seems like 100 million—
You're freaks, all of you!
All of you, freaks, mutations!”









Monday, August 6, 2012

Miss Baldwin


Miss Baldwin

“Jimmy thought of himself
as a combination of Martin
Luther King and Bette Davis.”
—Gore Vidal

“What a dump,” Jimmy would say—
Whether it was Harlem or Hollywood

Marlon Brando nods knowingly—

Wally Cox has other things to do


“Really, my dear,” John Gielgud quips—
While Cary Grant does vaudeville drag

Rock Hudson and James Dean—
Camping it up with Elizabeth Taylor

Montgomery Cliff stuck with all—
Those mean little Riviera hustlers 

Shocked to see Stewart Granger—
Flipping wrist The Johnny Carson Show

Miss Truman Capote and Miss Vidal—
A bitch fight in Tiffany’s tearoom!!!